First Trailer For Murder on The Orient Express Released

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The first trailer for the upcoming murder mystery movie Murder on the Orient Express was released today. Along with it came this synopsis:

“What starts out as a lavish train ride through Europe quickly unfolds into one of the most stylish, suspenseful and thrilling mysteries ever told. From the novel by best selling author Agatha Christie, “Murder on the Orient Express” tells the tale of thirteen strangers stranded on a train, where everyone’s a suspect. One man must race against time to solve the puzzle before the murderer strikes again.”

 

On early examination, this looks similar to Clue, both the board game and the board game inspired 1985 cult favorite. Sporting an all-star ensemble that features Jedi in training Daisy Ridley, Johnny Depp,  Penélope Cruz, Willem Dafoe, Judi Dench, Josh Gad, Michelle Pfeiffer among others, it’ll be up to Kenneth Branagh’s Hercule Poirot to solve the mystery. This will prove to be a difficult task though because on top of being the self-proclaimed world’s greatest detective (Benedict Cumberbatch, Robert Downey Jr and Ben Affleck would disagree) Branagh is also directing the film.

To help ease his task, I have an early hunch on who the primary suspect should be based on my incredible deduction skills ranked in order of suspicion level:

7. Daisy Ridley

6. Josh Gad

  • The dude spent time as an innocent snowman and as the unwitting sidekick to a narcissistic baboon, the only way he kills anyone is if that person happens to have an irrational rage-induced heart attack induced by the news that Le Fou is gay.

5. Michelle Pfeiffer

  • Her time is spent teaching inner city youth and tending to cats (while wearing an obscene amount of latex). Unlikely killer unless it’s all a front, I mean she did walk through valley of the shadow of death

4. Judi Dench

  • Essentially Royalty at this point, though she does command the world’s greatest spy so cannot hold her past some secret espionage tactics.

3. Penelope Cruz

  • Rule of thumb: Accents are deceiving and those who possess them are a source of many heartbreaks. Perhaps our victim is a scorned lover?

2. Willem Dafoe

  • Do not trust: may seem like your best friend’s rich yet somewhat creepy dad but is actually a crazy goblin that will try to kill you in some weirdly convoluted plot

1.Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp Murder on the orient express

  • Look at that clearly guilty smirk and equally guilty mustache. It’s clearly Johnny here no question. Though in a surprise twist he’ll probably tell you he was Colin Farrell the whole time…(insert dramatic dun dun dun sound here)

My final verdict: Johnny Depp in the dining cart with scissors (hands).

Anyway, what are your thoughts on the trailer? Who do you think did it? How would you evaluate my detective work? Let me know in the comments or via social media!

Murder on the Orient Express arrives November 10th 2017.

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Nate Lam
Nate Lamhttp://beforethecyborgs.com
Editor-in-chief of Before The Cyborgs. Part time filmmaker and occasional short story author. One day he hopes to be as cool as Bill Murray. Follow his latest work on Before The Cyborgs or follow him on twitter (@NateTheCyborg) to get the latest updates.

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